you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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