I hate your face
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
