I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
