she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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