Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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