At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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