oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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