I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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