How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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