I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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