just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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