I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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