hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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