It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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