There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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