Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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