How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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