i was born a porn star she said
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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