To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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