can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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