Porn is love you can see.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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