when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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