McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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