with your own penis?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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