If i come over, it means nothing
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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