I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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