Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
So much rum. So many feels.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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