I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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