I wannas sexs uuuuu
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
