i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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