8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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