we have officially lost it.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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