have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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