i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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