i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
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