its not stalking. its research.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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