i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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