Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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