She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
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We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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