Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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