I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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