am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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