It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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