I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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