Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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