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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
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I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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