We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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