Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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