what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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