At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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