Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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