How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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