I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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