if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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