she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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