Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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