I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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