We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Dear god my vagina.
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