the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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